Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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