Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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