I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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