He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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