yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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