Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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