i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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