i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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