For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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