I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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