your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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