Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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