OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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