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(732): View more from New Jersey

my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame

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(305): View more from Florida

Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.

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(773): View more from Illinois

Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority

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(818): View more from California

He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.

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(734): View more from Michigan

WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES

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(636): View more from Missouri

You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased

(314): View more from Missouri

Please be lying.

(636): View more from Missouri

Im not. Your family was creeped out

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?

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(315): View more from New York

Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions

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(661): View more from California

I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.

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