How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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