The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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