ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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