"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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