I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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