Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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