I wannas sexs uuuuu
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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