how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
