This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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