He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I have already put on my inside pants.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
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