im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I understand Curling. That high.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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