U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
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