everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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