doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Randomize
