She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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