So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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