Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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