I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Randomize
