how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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