Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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