Kareoke will never be a sober sport
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
