We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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