Whatcha textin bout Willis?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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