No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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