found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
