Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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