what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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