Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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