yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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