I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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