Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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