If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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