Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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