You're my little dorito
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
How's work?
Spinning.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
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