I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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