You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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