How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
