Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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