I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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