"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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