i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
