Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
