Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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