if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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