dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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