nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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